Jesus Crust baked

from More Lovely and More Temperate by Johann Sebastian Punk

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Father Christmas comes and brings his presents bag along
I wish he could content me with a brand new hobbyhorse
I stayed out of trouble, I ain't deserve just lumps of coal

As he came out from the fireplace I noticed from his glance he meant to mischief...
He raped my aunt, then drew a gun, my sister and I started to run
But Jesus, the baker, was out there crying out for revenge!

He sneaks in through the window protected by a loaf, says "Santa, give it up! You're just a f*cking oaf!"
He delivers us from evil and shares his daily bread with my family and his daughters

Let's sing "Girls just wanna have fun"!
No! It's not that one!
This is another song I've written on my own!

Fly agaric stupifies flies
Get yourself well, I'll take you out tonight
to the show called "Benzodiazepine Live".
But while I was about to book our seats I felt I was going to vomit up a bunny

The beast is back! He looks quite shagged off, bloodthirsty and suffering from dry cough!
Oh Jesus, you baker, please come back! Come down from that wooden rack!

I called his shop assistant, she said he's gone away...
he fled from debts and breads, he's presumably in Hawaii!
He delivered us from evil and shared his daily bread with a criminal enterprise

Let's sing "Girls just wanna have fun"!
No! It's not that one!
This is another song I've written on my own!

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from More Lovely and More Temperate, released March 31, 2014

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